The Floor is Lava
Ever heard of sand spurs? They were what prehistoric man stepped on in the middle of the night the way we step on Legos. But apparently sand spurs didn’t cause enough havoc on their own. No, God was feeling extra cheeky one day and decided to create the Goats Head Sticker. You can read about them here: https://929thebull.com/goat-head-stickers-are-satans-spurs/ When these angry little earth ornaments are in season, you can’t see them. It all just looks like dead grass. And nobody warns you about them. I mean, they may say, “Hey, it’s goats head season and we have them all over our resort”, but that doesn’t communicate the impending struggle. They should have said, “Hey, for the next few months just go ahead and pretend the floor is lava.” Or maybe say the ground is covered in razors or thumb tacks. Fun trivia: the spiny angry spiky bit on a goats head sticker is longer than the thickness of the sole of your average Croc. I found this out the sec...